{"id":1212,"date":"2009-07-17T07:33:11","date_gmt":"2009-07-16T22:33:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.darlosworld.co.uk\/?p=1212"},"modified":"2009-07-17T07:33:11","modified_gmt":"2009-07-16T22:33:11","slug":"two-quotes-of-the-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/darlosworld.co.uk\/old-wp\/2009\/07\/17\/two-quotes-of-the-day\/","title":{"rendered":"Two Quotes Of The Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I officially have a new place in Leeds which means I can crack on with my Japanese studying; something that&#8217;s been close to impossible most of the time here in Shropshire. Today me and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.lotaku.co.uk\">Simon<\/a> took the first lot of things over to my new house, aswell as set up the gas, lecky and water.<\/p>\n<p>After freaking out Simon in the cellar (that does sound pretty bad doesn&#8217;t it) when we were looking for the gas and electric meters, we headed to Swedish superstore <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ikea.com\/gb\/en\/\">Ikea<\/a> where he stunned me with this line.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I feel like we are in America being in this Ikea.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>After getting back home I tuned into good old <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mocktheweek.tv\/\">Mock the Week<\/a> (on Dave) where of all the jokes, one of Hugh Dennis&#8217;s one liners really stood out.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>These Korean meatballs really are the dogs&#8217; bollocks.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<div class=\"sharedaddy sd-sharing-enabled\"><div class=\"robots-nocontent sd-block sd-social sd-social-icon-text sd-sharing\"><h3 class=\"sd-title\">Share this:<\/h3><div 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